At a Networking event in London: January 2014

Exchange of the night with a guy aiming to run for the Tories in next General Election…

“There aren’t many Protestants left in Southern Ireland.”
“Actually, there are over 100,000 of us.”
“Really? Are you one of them?”
“Yes.”
“But you don’t have the accent.”
“Huh???”
“I thought all Protestants spoke with a Northern Irish Accent…”