“I’m posting me Ma her Mothers’ Day card.”
“Now?”
“Yeah.”
“Now as in today?”
“Yeah.”
“Way too early. Waaaaaaay too early!”
“Huh?”
“It’s not for another two weeks.”
“I know. I know. But she’ll kill me if I forget.”
“Thing is – if you post it now, she’ll have forgotten all about it by Mothers’ Day so you’ll be in trouble.”
“I can’t win this one, can I?”
“Nah!”

March 2017