Breaking the silence on tonight’s commute…

“Jaysus!” she shrieked after looking at her phone.
“What’s wrong?”
“Text from the ex.”
“What did he say?”
“Read it.”

“F**k – you – and – your – belly. F**k – you – and – your – belly – of – bellies!”

“What the hell did you say to him?”
“Here. Read it.”

“Are – you – getting – the – kids – runners – for – Christmas?”