And today’s contenders for the Darwin Awards are…

The *seven* people who walked behind my car while I was reversing…

and

The woman who hesitated and yet still walked into the parking space just at the *exact* minute I was driving in…

Special Recognition Award goes to the Little Boy Racer who decided to ignore the fact my car was stopped, with my hazard lights flashing brightly, and accelerated to overtake me, narrowly avoiding ploughing into the car stalled lengthways across the road…