Eau de Milton…

The man beside me has bugs. The man opposite him has bugs.  They are coughing in unison. The lady behind me is filling in the gaps with repetitive sneezing. It’s times like this I wish I was wrapped in cling film or, at the very least, wearing a discrete dollop of Eau de Milton.

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