All aboard the London-Dublin Express…

Overheard after lunch:

Two guys telling all about the two gorgeous American gals they met in London. Oh, how they tried to impress these Dublin lads.

“Yeah. They were f-ing gorgeous. Chatting us up an’ all.”
“Yeah. Told us they were out with some rock stars, had loads to drink…”
“And delighted in telling us they hopped on a train to Dublin to have more drinks at Bono’s hotel, The Clarence.”
“And then got the train home again.”
“Yeah. They may have been cute but boy, were they thick as shit not to realise that Ireland is an island!”

September 2016

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