Overheard on the DART:

“No, you’re wrong. He’s not a guy who would stab you in the back. He’s the bastard who would stab you all over…”

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“They tend not to visit much since they died…”

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Girl reading a sign today.

“’Blessed are the meek.’ Mum, what’s a ‘meek’?”

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“Every time I spatchcock a chicken, I really must stop telling my daughter we’re having roadkill for dinner…”

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