Define “classy”…?

“You heard Jersey was safe, did ya? Last time I was over there, a car drove up. Guys jumped out and beat the shit out of yer man standing near me on the street. I mean, I looked at him and thought, ‘Well, someone hadn’t paid his bills, has he?’ And then yer man here took me to a tattoo parlour. FFS – should have seen the state of the place. And then the tattoo artist arrived and the f-ing cut of her – an f-ing wheelie bin with feet and a neck. A thick neck. So I turned to yer man, so I did, and said “Where’d ya fecking bring me? An episode of ‘Shameless'”? Yeah, Jersey is a classy place but when it goes down, Jersey goes waaaayyyyy down!”
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