“Usual cheese and ham sandwich?”
“Nah. Think I’ll try something different.”
“Like what? Ham and cheese?”
“No, smarty. Salad.”
“Salad!!! What kind?”
“Pasta salad with pesto chicken.”
“Okay. And if they don’t have that?”
“Pasta salad with roast chicken.”
“And if they don’t have that?”
“Rice salad.”
“So any salad that doesn’t actually contain salad?”
“Yeah, pretty much.”