Woman fidgeting on her seat in the restaurant:
“What’s wrong with you?”
“Girl at work said it’s lucky if you accidently put your knickers on back to front.”
“And is it?”
“No. It’s f**king uncomfortable!”
Woman fidgeting on her seat in the restaurant:
“What’s wrong with you?”
“Girl at work said it’s lucky if you accidently put your knickers on back to front.”
“And is it?”
“No. It’s f**king uncomfortable!”
Do grey tracksuit bottoms have magical powers? Young fellas put them on and suddenly their speech pattern changes. It gets so slow and incomprehensible. Their body slumps. And they seem to get incredibly itchy, judging by all the jiggling their hands in pockets do.
Nothing as endearing as seeing a Dad on the train doing the final morning preparations to ready his son for school. Hair brushed and flattened. Collar sorted and tie yanked down. Jacket straightened. Lip balm applied to the smallie’s chapped lips with all the panache of roller painting a wall so the small fella now has an inch wide grease track the whole way around his mouth. And the look of sheer adoration as he gives his dad thumbs up would melt even the coldest of hearts.