Things I don’t understand about commuters…

Eejits who sit on outer seats serving no obvious purpose than to annoy eejits like me trying to scrape by them into the inner seat…

Bigger eejjts who wait for their (later) train at the edge of the platform and, refusing to budge, block people desperately trying to get onto their train in rush hour…

Even bigger eejits who wait for their (later) train at the edge of the platform and who begrudgingly move with such silent indignation that you nearly end up nudged over that same platform – and down through the gap…