Ah…the lure of a bargain!

“Been shopping?”
“Em…yes…” answers the friend as she tries to squash an oddly shaped bag into the seat alongside her.

“Whatcha get?”

She pulls each item out for review…

“A mat for outside my bedroom door so I get into the habit of taking my shoes off…”
“Hmmmm…”
“A breakfast tray for when I find someone to bring me breakfast in bed…”
“Oooooo…”

More rustling and box opening…

“A glass trinket box for my…eh…trinkets.”
“What’s a trinket?”
“No idea!”
“They must have cost a pretty penny.”
“€7.50.”
“You were in Dealz again, weren’t you?!?”
“Yep!”
“What did you go in for?”
“Deodrant…”
“And did you remember to get it?
“Eh…of course not!!!”