Hate dem…

“Hate dem!”
“What d’ya hate?”
“Dem!” pointing to the woman’s Tesco bad. “Dem yokes. I hate dem.”
“Ya mean dem.”
“Yeah.”
“Ya mean grapes?”
“Yeah”
“Ya hate grapes?”
“Yeah.”
“Why?”
“Monkey eyeballs that’s what they are.”
“Huh?”
“The way yer teeth breaks through the skin and the innards ooooooze out. Monkey eyeballs so they are!”